Getting fit for a refit

As they say in real estate, it’s all about “location, location, location”. Which makes you wonder if the people who work there have a real problem with their short-term memory.

The good news is that after weeks of searching you’ve finally found the perfect location to set up your business. It’s got plenty of space, and has everything you need close by—parking, ATMs and a pub where you can wind down after a long day/morning/meeting.

Unfortunately it looks like the previous owners celebrated their last day at the same pub before coming back to “clean up”. There’s a mountain of broken chairs in one corner, desks overturned and scattered across the room, and rubbish everywhere. And the carpet is stained so badly you half expect to see a pool of blood and a chalk outline.

(One thing’s for sure: they definitely won’t be getting their bond money back.)

Unfortunately, before you can even think about starting your refit all that stuff needs to go. Either that or you become a landlord and rent it out as a college dormitory. (Believe me, the kids won’t mind how it looks.)

But the last thing you want to do is haul it all away yourself. Not only will it add weeks to your schedule, you can’t remember when you last had a tetanus shot.

Fortunately, you don’t have to.

Just give Brizzy Rubbish Removals a call. They’ll come to the rescue by taking away those old desks, broken chairs and anything else you want to get rid of. Yes, they’ll even take that disgusting carpet—probably to forensics. Office rubbish removal is par for the course for our boys.

And that means you can get on with the important stuff, like finding out when Happy Hour starts at the pub.

Congratulations on finding the perfect location, and good luck with your business. We hope it’s such a success you get to have a day off now and then.

Because you really should get that tetanus shot.